Janet Jackson - The Superbowl and the Boob

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It started with a malfunction. A costume malfunction to be precise.
Malfunctions are nothing new in the world of entertainment. The most famous malfuction of all time took place in the 1958 film, The Fly, in which scientist Andre Delambre invents a teleportation device, able to instantly move matter from one place to another. Unfortunately, a fly gets into his console, and the bodies mix, his head ends up on the fly body, and the fly's head tops his torso.
Sadly, like Janet, it did not have a happy ending. The scientist, with the fly body, and human head ended up stuck in a spider's web. The soft cries of "help me..." as he is about to become a spider-snack still echo in my head.

An interesting side note: The Fly was originally a short story for Playboy Magazine, which would have been more appropriate for Janet's appearance was well, in many people's opinion.

Janet even apologized for the action: "My decision to change the Super Bowl performance was actually made after the final rehearsal. MTV, CBS, the NFL had no knowledge of this whatsoever. And, unfortunately, the whole thing went wrong in the end. I am really sorry if I offended anyone, that was truly not my intention."

It has been thought by many that, in the event we now call the "Wardrobe Malfunction", that Janet exposed her breast to nearly one half a billion people, adults and children of every race and creed, during the February 1, 2004 Superbowl half-time performance.
As we will clearly show in the paragraphs and picture below, the evidence proves that is simply not true. Janet DID NOT expose her breast on world wide television

Nearly every purveyor of porn we consulted with agreed that "exposing" a breast simply doesn't count if less than half of the nipple is exposed.
Thanks to modern digital technology, Tivo, and pierced body fashion accessories, we can easily see that one half of her nipple is clearly covered by the metal star design piercing her nipple.
AMyth.com scientists and researchers spent hours, often working alone into the night, studying the breast/nipple peircing ratio and have determined that she did not, by definition, expose her breast, so she did not do anything wrong.

	In typical Hollywood fashion, many rallied around Janet in support of her breastal freedom, including illuminaries such as Rob Schnieder. Celebrities of all breast sizes expressed, er, exposed their support. While on the subject of size, the question of the size of Janet's "womanhood" has been asked, and careful research has once again given us an answer. Although the tight leather outfit pushed her breast up to seemingly D-cup levels, earlier near-topless pictures of the shy Ms. Jackson clearly show, that in reality, she is barely more than a handful, a C-cup in breast size (see picture below). In the famous promotional picture featured in Rolling Stone magazine on the right, Janet uses the somewhat softer "human hands" to cover her nipples.
The slight costume malfunction in her jeans did nothing to stop this picture from being published.