Why do birds suddenly
appear
(My girls
get "pointy")
Every time you are near?
(Every
time you enter the room)
Just like me, they long to be
(It seems
me, and everybody else)
Close to you.
(Want
to have sex with you)
Why do stars fall down from the sky
(My
clothes just seem to fly off)
Every time you walk by?
(scattered
like a trail to the first available spot)
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you.
(We
all want (especially me) hot sex with you)
On the day that you were born
(You
were born for pleasin' a woman)
The angels got together
(God's
gift to the ladies)
And decided to create a dream come true
(Fulfilling
every fantasy)
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold
(Like
your famous Golden Venus Butterfly)
And starlight in your eyes of blue.
(and
that glazy look in your eye, afterwards)
That is why all the girls in town
(I'll
ask my slutty friends to join in)
Follow you all around.
(If
that's what it will take)
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you.
(We'll
all have hot sloppy sex with you)
(Repeat the above two verses)
Wahhhhhhhhhhh, close to you.
Wahhhhhhhhhhh, close to you.
Hahhhhhhhhhhh, close to you.
Lahhhhhhhhhhh, close to you.
(Vocal
Multiple Orgasms)
